Fangirling as if I'm getting paid for it.
according to society if you’re confident you’re self-obsessed but if you’re insecure you’re weak so that is why i am a simple giraffe
We’ve all done the worst kinds of things just to stay alive. But we can still come back. We’re not too far gone. We get to come back.
Reblog or she’ll be in your room tonight..
OH MY GOD
SORRY GUYS BUT
OKAY REBLOGGING THIS.
sorry persons, but
i’m not going to take any risks.e u e
I am so fucking sorry followers I’m scared
BUT WATCH FHE VIDEO ITS SCARIER!
It’s called bedfellows by Drew daywalt!
i want sleep ALONE
I’M A SCARDY CAT! I’M NOT TAKING NO RISKS!
THE AMOUNT OF SORRY RIGHT NOW FOLLOWERS I’M SO SORRY BUT NO CHANCE NO HOW.
perks of being short
- ur automatically cute by default
- very portable, people carry u places
- rly rad nicknames
cons of being short
- u cant reach anything
- not so rad nicknames
- people use u as an armrest sometimes
perks of being tall
- u can reach things
- u can boop people on their head
- u get to use people as armrests
cons of being tall
- ur basically a portable landmark
- people use u to hide from the sun
- u can’t hide from anyone
when i laugh at things on the internet i dont even laugh i just blow more air out of my nose than usual
this post makes me so angry because you know what i did upon reading it
blew more fucking air out of my nose than usual
I DID THAT WHEN I READ THE FUCKING SECOND THING
this is the worst fuck up in the history of fuck ups and my aunt drove her van into a house because a leaf hit her windshield