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sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

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okoenig:

jadefinitelyfelt:

okoenig:

nickelbackthatassup:

okoenig:

shot me out of the sky

I wanna fucking die

you keep making me weak

thats what makes you beautiful

wildcats

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one direction + super pokemon rumble

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myso-soup:

sad-ellite:

morninqs:

unf

jesus

Ovaries are gone.

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finding-a-free-username-is-hard:

When Yahoo try to get in with the Tumblr Famous.

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alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

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you-cant-stop-the-moriparty:

m0difiedlife:

birdonwing:

masterofpowerslaves:

rec0rrupted:

My absolute favourite cat ever. This is a manul, or pallas cat. Found in the Afghan mountains, they’re one of the oldest pure-blood cousins of our own goggies.

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they look like fat balls of rage

Just gonna leave this here

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That last picture looks so much like how I imagined the Cheshire cat. I didn’t know that expression was possible on a real cat.  Whoa.

TOOTHBRUSH. IS THAT A TOOTHBRUSH?!

I CAN’T HANDLE THIS CAT

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snlofficial:

when ur crush talks about how hot someone else is

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everthorned:

this is the best news article heading ive ever seen

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hungarian:

i’ll never delete my tumblr so when my kids are like “ugh MOM u don’t understand”, i’ll show them my tumblr so they can realize i was once young & laughed at dick jokes

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avengerstimebitches:

foxnewsofficial:

cock-and-coke-is-my-white-rabbit:

spookyroomba:

foxnewsofficial:

what does tumblr even mean

tumblr means family. and family means nobody gets left behind.

that’s actually kind of touching. 

it’s actually kind of gay

that’s also what tumblr means

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that-kid-from-london:

japcoregalore:

let me just park my squid

i like how someone has left it a bottle of drink for it there too like “squid u ok? drink up rest easy”

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jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

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